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He achieveda new levelof sex appeal now than before...ifthat was possible.

Herhead suddenly flipped backwards her damphair moved ina sexy danceof purpose andneed, she moanedout, "Oh yesss,baby your doingit, I'm cumming!"Her body flailing wildly from theconvulsive spasms deep with her bodyshe hardly noticed when a fewseconds later hepushes upward withall his mightburring himself deepinside of hiswife as hisbody expelled theessence of lifeat the entranceto her womb.

The floodgates hadopened and Iwas all pumpedup now, intenton spinning thislittle sex party to new depravedheights. So Ireached for ourhandy jar oflubricant, strategically placedby our bedside,and scooped upa dab asSteve pulled hisface away towatch me slapthe dab intoChris's crack. Theteen stud hadn'tsaid a word,merely moaned andsighed, his cockrigid, his asslifted, ready andeager for anythingthat came hisway.

"Not so quickmy lover," hesaid motioning meto come closer.

Each set ofeyes tried tostare me down,tried to makeme turn myhead in submission.I didn't blinkand soon allturned away. YesI was aDom and theyall knew it.

"Es...any imes!"

"Happy golucky" is thephrase I wouldhave used todescribe us. Mywife, Jill, wasreally not araving beauty, buta lovely creature to me, withlong black hair,about 5'6" tall,140 lbs. Herother attributes wereher gorgeous roundass and longlegs and largeample tits. Shewas an ample38-D in thetitty department. Shehad the mostdeep blue eyes you could everimagine. I amsure this wasa trait inheritedfrom her Germanancestry on hermother's side ofher family.

Now thatGrandpa was retiring,they were allsupposed to livetogether without anyyelling? Davy looked at his mother.She was stiff,tense. Then helooked back outthe window. Hegave it sixmonths, tops, beforeGrandpa walked out.And Davy didn'treally care oneway or theother about Grandpacoming to livewith them --he didn't reallyknow him wellenough to likehim or hatehim -- butit just seemedsuch a wasteto change thehouse and theirlives when Grandpawould be goingaway again injust a fewmonths.

I was thinkingof these experiencesshe had hadin the pastand I waswondering what shewas doing rightnow. It wasalmost 11pm andI decided Icould serve nouseful purpose waiting up for Lanieso I undressed,showered and slippedinto our bed.I read fora while buteventually dropped offto sleep anddidn't wake untilit was 4am!I was shockedto find Laniewasn't alongside me- she muststill be outsomewhere having agood time. Icouldn't go backto sleep andjust laid therewondering what shewas doing solate in themorning. I thoughtof playing withmyself but resistedbecause we alwayshad great sex when Lanie came home from heradventures and Ididn't want tomiss out onfucking her nomatter what shehad been doingand with whom!

"Ijust sucked Ben Affleck's dick!"

And Iwarned her Imight be therefor quite sometime.

She bent toopen her packand began rooting around inside. Nothingon below. Herexposure was total,revealing her sexbetween her thighs.as if justasking to betaken.

Pippa looked nervous and fidgety butremained rooted tothe spot, transfixedby what washappening to me.

You are sittingin your bathtub. Shadows areflickering against thewalls of yourbathroom, casting aneerie, soothing atmosphere.Your head isagainst the wallof the tub,and your titsare floating succulently in the water.Your eyes areclosed, with awash cloth washing the day's stressaway. Music isplaying in thebackground, and youdoze. I amin the background,not saying aword, or makinga motion, simplyabsorbing the beautyof the situation.Your hand isbetween your legs,lightly stroking yourlips. I seeyour lips moving,mumbling my nameas you seekfurther relaxation inyour bath. Yourfree hands movearound your tits,adding to yourstimulation. You moveyour legs up,and out, slidingdown in thetub to giveyour hand betteraccess to insertinto your pussy.I see twofingers start topenetrate the outerfolds of yourpussy, and slideinside. You startto use bothhands, stimulating yourclit while feelingthe inside ofyour pussy. Youhead is tiltedto the side,and your faceis absolutely beautiful.You are lostin seeking yourown pleasure, andI can onlyimagine what youare thinking ofto give youthe required mental stimulation to makeyourself orgasm.

"I'm gonnacum!" I croakedas I feltthe spunk risingin my dick.I was readyto pull outof her gorgeousmouth and jizzall over herface. She lookedup at me,straight in theeyes as shepulled my cockout of hermouth and beganlicking just thetip, pumping itfaster and faster,running the pointedend of hertongue over myhelmet again andagain. Suddenly shegot to herfeet, pushing theindex finger ofher pussy juicecoated hand intomy mouth, makingme suck thejuice off, asshe pulled herskirt up toher waist withher other handand continued tofinger fuck herwet pussy. Butnow she playedwith it throughher knickers. Ilooked down andwatched her middlefinger rubbing upand down theslit of hercrack, fast andfurious, as Isucked the nextwet finger sheoffered me. Thestrong smell ofher aroused pussy hole filled mynostrils as Iheld her handand lapped ather fingers, usingmy other handto wank myselfoff to thesight of herfrigging herself.

Time moved on quickly andI was givenmore water. Heallowed me tocatch my breath.Set my defensesback up. Mybody buzzing withdesire. I couldscent it inthe air, myheated flesh. Iknow my eyesblazed with it.I really hadto force myselfto not lookaround, but keepmy eyes down,demurely and myfull attention onthe Master.

Her friendshad gathered aroundher and theywere about tohead off whenthe squad captain jolted back aroundtowards them.

The lowerhem was upenough that Icould see thedefinition of herass cheeks asthey curved inat the topsof her legs,and once whenshe bent overonly a littlebit to getpick a bookoff the shelfjust about waisthigh, I sawher whole assand even partof her pussylips!

"Please myson, I begyou, don't makebe become yourslut."
"I amyour mother. Myheart you have,but take mybody n... ulp!"
Billy smiled, ignoringher plea -she would succumbfore sooth.
Hishand kept fucking his mother ashe fed cock into her mouth.

Eventually theyrecovered. Her pussywas dripping asshe rose fromthe sofa andthrew a robeon. She kissedPaul and thankedhim. He lookedsuprised as shedid that. Shewas going toexplain but thensaw the smilethat had spreadacross his face.He understood whatshe had meant,no explanation wasnecessary. He dressed,they sat andtalked for awhile before heannounced that hereally must begetting home.

She wasenthralled by theemotions rippling throughher body. Shefelt every touchand hot breath deeply, her senseof touch heightened by the cap.Anyone looking intheir direction, andthere were afew, melted away and all shecould she couldsee, hear, feel,touch and tastewas Shaun andthe throbbing musicthey were immersedin like awarm ocean. Shelifted her rightleg slightly rubbing it on theoutside of hisleft leg, notbreaking their embrace.Usually a fellowwould run hishand the lengthof her thigh,pulling her closeallowing her tostraddle him standingright there, andshe would have,had he notbroke the kisslaughing at hisluck.

"No thanks!That wasn't thesolution I hadin mind!" Susanreplied in greaterfrustration. Susan wasfrustrated that Alanonly had eyesfor Suzanne, thanksto her bestfriend's toplessness.

"What doyou want fromme, Harry?" Isaid trying notto sound impatient (although the kidwas beginning topiss me off!).

We went overto finish ourdrinks. There wassome more smalltalk as wemet some ofthe others. Wedecided to leaveand went upstairs after saying ourgood-byes. We gotdressed in thelow light ofthe lamp, insilence and aloneas the guardhad left. Aswe left throughthe door Ithought that theCreamy Pie Club would be somethingwe could reallyeat up.

Iput my handto my mouthand said, "Youknow about that?You know aboutFred?"

"I sure therewill be plentyof that togo around thisevening," Kate returned and we alllaughed.

You had leftfor a businesstrip and itwas a longerone. I hatedthese trips youhad to take.Soon you thoughtthat you wouldbe high enoughup in thecompany to nothave to takeso many trips.I often wenton trips withyou, but sinceI was tryingto get thepictures taken, Icouldn't go onthis one. Thatwas too badtoo, because youwent to LasVegas that time.

A week ortwo later, Ihad gotten outof a meetingand was headingoff to alate lunch whenI literally ran into Tina asshe was comingout of theladies room.

Vivian leaned forward and restedher forehead againstthe frosty glass as her earlierapprehension was replacedby lust forher visitor. Herbreath came inpants, fogging theglass even further.With a greatdeal of effort,she managed tospeak.

Matt slid down.He ran hisstrong hands alongmy body ashe placed hiscock at myopening. I loweredmyself down onto his cock,letting out adelightful sigh ashe entered mydripping sex. Heentered me slowly,working his manhooddeeper inside. Jeffslowly worked hisway in frombehind. Working hisloving hands downmy back, rockingto meet myass with hisstrokes.

It was awarm night Jacqueline had her windowopen allowing thecool air tofill the room,the moon wasfull and gavethe room ahaunting black andwhite look almostlike it wasan old stylehorror movie. Jacquelinehadn't been asleeplong when sheheard the noise,the soft creakhad come fromher open window,being that itwas on thethird floor ofthe house andthere was nobalcony she justdismissed the soundas the wind.

Billgrinned, "That isn'twhat I hadin mind."
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